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For all of you who dont know, or do know and jsut forgot just becuase i know you all have short term memory loss from the video games and masturbating, Anywhoo, for all that dont know i have been sneaking on my old bus since this year i was moved to a different bus, Well no problem except my new bus is a mile away, where as my old bus is literally a street down, not even a long street, so ive been sneaking on my old bus. Well one day the bus driver asked you your name and check the list to see if you were allowed on this bus since she remembered other people from last year sneaking on (luckily im invis so no one ever remembers me) Well when it came for me to say my name and i knew i wasnt going to be on that list i thought quickly and used the name of someone that i knew wasnt on the bus. Thus from now on my bus i am Dakota marks (stalk him if you want idfc) well anyway today we had the sub from hell, i have had this bitch like 40 times last year she is the equivlant, if not the devil....She's like 79 and's been a professional sub for like years...and im too chill to play that shist...so today waged an epik war

DAKOTA MARKS VS. MS. DEJEGGAR

*in french class*
Me: *finshed stupid packet and is now tapping fingers on desk*
Ms. dej: You, boy in the red, Are you done?
Me: *looks up from desk* One, dont call me boy, its highly racist and two this is red orange.
Class: *lulz*
Ms. dej: I asked you a question, now answer me.
Me: i was simply correcting yo-
Ms. dej: I dont need to be corrected, i have been teaching for over 30 years
Me: You should retire, like now...
Class: *epik lulz*
Ms. dej: *to the class* Stop your egging him on!
Me: There not egging me on...*hands ms. dejeggar my packet*
Ms. dej: *looking over it* A city monument of florence is the mc donalds?
Me: Its all we have, like literally....
Ms. dej: Well a monument is something that is public and is a tourist stop, a monument is a-
me: Mc donalds!
Ms. dej: No it is not! its neither of those i have said!
Me: When the fuck has a mc donalds not been public? Well nvm yuo were alive durring slavery all the way to segragation when they use to have a sign on the mc donalds door saying, "no negros, they shall taint our big macs" And it is a tourest stop, if you want gas or food if your driving through arizona, then you have to stop here, or you get nothing until new mexico....
Ms. dej: Young man what is your name?!
Me: Dakota marks!
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From now on i wont be on alot, need sometime to do rest. Kkthnxluvyagais!:3
Im still gone XP
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Geometry pwnage

So today in geometry we got our very first test back and me and bryce (my friend who thinks he's an uber genius, i mean he switched out of creative writing so he can take pre-cal <.< whatadoucheiknow) well we were about to get our test back.

Me: im sooooo getting a better grade then you...
Bryce: Chhht whatever, im like the master of all mathz (yes he did say mathz with a z)
Me: Ima laugh when my grade like supperceeds yours...
Bryce: *gets his test and quickly turns it over*
Me: *gets mine back* 84% BIOTCH!!!!!
Bryce: *flips his paper over*
Me: *looks at paper, notices we got the same ones wrong* 84% :c
Bryce: HA! I cant lose, omni-pwnt (yes, he said omni-pwnt)
Me: Grrrrr....
Teacher: Anyone want any problerms chu want meh to go oveer (thats his accent XD)
Me: YEAHYEAHYEAH!!! Problem 1 pplease!!!
Teacher: well you shuldve had 35 dots and 45...
Me: *looks at paper* ......THAtS WHAT MINE HAS *throws paper right in the face of my teacher*
Teacher: Well it wasnt exactly on the line....
Bryce: D:< NUMBER 11!!!
Teacher: well the square root of 170...
Me: *looks at paper* ....HEY I GOT THAT ONE RIGHT!! *points to paper*
Teacher: Where did you learn to write your numbers? Since when did 7 and 0 touch?
Me: What numbers cant touch each other anymore?!?!? Why do they have to be segregated?!?! *perfect impression of my teacher* Those god durn 7's aint be touching no 0's!!!! Dont knwo where those dirty 7's have been! Damn siggers.
Teacher: *goes back to table laughing, redoing my paper*
Bryce: Whats he doing?
Teacher: *comes back writes giant 90% on my paper in red marker*
Me: YAY!!
Bryce: WTF?!?! *takes paper crumbles it up and takes a bite out of it*
Me: *takes paper back and uncrumbles it* Hahaha, he missed the 90% XD
Bryce: Nowai *takes paper and inspects the giant whole in the middle totally missing the giant 90% sign* T_T i failed....
Juan: dude did you just notice you got in a math fight and one, you like are the king of nerds.....
Me: Ahhh fuck your right....*throws away test* :P

teh endz

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DAKOTA WINZ EPIKALE.

This is a two parter :3 i'll do the epik part first then get to "dakota"

I swear to you...This happened, No lie, No exaggeration...
*in World geography & history class*
*Kids are talking really loud while Mrs karten is on the phone*
Steven: Omfg you guys shut up shes on the phone
Me: *nods along cuz like steven is my best friends cousins sisters bf, which makes him my second cousin i think :3*
Kim: You know you got some real jackassness...
Steven: Well how about you shut up...
Kim: Well your still talking...
Steven: Well so are you, so hush...
*everything gets quiet for like 7 seconds*
Kim: always have to have the last word
Steven: :|
Mrs. Karten: I GOT THE LAST WORD!!!1111one :3, But seriously guys, what is up with you today...?
Me: Its the fugn shei(sp) of the desks...
Mrs. Karten: I'll fugn shei you XP
( NOW LET ME REMIND YOU OF THE FOLLOWING; Mrs karten and I are like buddies, Shes like my favorite teacher, Shes kinda hot, And all of the next did happen, i swear no lie.)
Me: *without thinking goes;* Kinky....
Mrs. Karten: ...What did you say?
Me: *once again;* Kinky...
Mrs. Karten: *rolls eyes, Walks over to my desk, Sits on it spead eagle facing me*
Juan: Well that is kinky....
Me: :| ......... :3........ XD!!!!!!! *lulz so epik, i actually put my head down and stat laughing so hard i am Balling*
Mrs. Karten: *closes legs* o.o
Everyone in class: he ok?
Me: AHWHAWHAHWHWAHWHAHHWAHHWAHWOMIGODTHATW ASAMAZINGAHWHAHWHA*sob*AHWAHWHWH